My ideal date would be me wearing a thick furry coat and black agent provocateur lingerie and snorting coke in an 18th century room alone.
snakes with hats
I had no idea how badly I needed this in my life.
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
I greatly identify with the last one.